What does this mean?

“In Cuban SLANG terms, It has a few different meanings, all tied together. Here are just a few examples…. “Wow!” “Yooo!” “Dude, I cant believe this!” or just “DOOOD!” basically saying “Oh My God” “OMG!!” or “WTF!!??” The actual translation means; praise be to God. Usually said rapidly as one word “alabaoseadios” When a nice looking lady walks by.. “alabaooooooo” ie: “WOW!” If you had a really bad day a work, a discussion with a friend or family “alabaoseadios” or “alabao-sea-dios” While in a happy, sad, mad, angry, astonished or disbelief mood.”